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cashier at mcdonalds: alright that's 8 dollars guy who hacked his 3DS last night: its actually really easy to hack your 3DS anyone can do it

(being manipulated) Yayyyyyyyy

I'll just leave this here https://t.co/EqEXjsUH9l

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wild that we’re still suggesting people work on made-up projects to advance professionally

We wrote an essay about why we ✨optimize for feelings✨ at @browsercompany – and why metrics-driven craftsmanship feels broken: https://t.co/xCiDvotQeS Thank you to @BarryJenkins @dadjaye @nathanjurgenson and so many others for inspiring us. https://t.co/7xmaAHs4U6

F- on the bechdel test https://t.co/SOG1wPq1n4

why does lava have a different name when it’s underground? do i have a different name when i’m underground?

idc I just can’t be friends w a person named India likeee

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he was bruh and she was bae ♡

pandas are objectively the cutest animals live like how do they even look that way

James Bond would be scarier if you didn't really see him in the movie, like Jaws

My daughter keeps singin “started from the bottom, now we here” & i told her she needed to stop bc she goes to private school😭. We gon nip any concepts of getting anything out of the mud before they even start. Like, u come from a stable well supported environment. Knock it off

My father and I understand each other perfectly. https://t.co/iMz2YaO3rw

⁺✦ jellybones ✦⁺ named after that absolute banger of a Unicorns song 🪱 (painted with acryla-gouache and scanned!) https://t.co/hvQBLcMrFw

Of course the Morbius rerelease failed. All our memes were about wanting a TV SHOW, Sony! Make us a Morbius TV show we'll watch it for sure.

Still amuses me how exclusionary and elitist the Apple Fitness product is. Giant “go away, you’re not welcome” signs all over it. So much unconscious bias and cultural specificity at work.

florence i love you so much 😍 https://t.co/kTnFYCxMkW

Perhaps the most basic mistake in looking at new tech is to ask ‘does this work?’, ‘is this useful?’ or ‘is this better?’ instead of ‘could this work, and when, and what could it be worth if it did?’

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Elon Musk’s father, Errol, says that Elon had to be hospitalized after he mocked the suicide of a schoolmate’s father and he pushed Musk down a flight of stairs https://t.co/GCae5JlPj3

we need to replace every gun in america with a one dance

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No one: The toothpaste when you've forgotten to put the cap back on: https://t.co/cmjt3zlEho

Donald Trump’s nicknames for Joe Biden. https://t.co/QuwsPg4DVt

celebrating pride month by jumpin up and down to fit my ass in these jeans every day

sometimes im like omg. and sometimes im like lol

every super wealthy person i know is always posting on their instsgram story “im having the WORST day!!😠”

If i woke up tomorrow as a horse first thing I’d do is eat a whole apple with the core in one bite I bet it would be really nice. Then I would kick whatever’s behind me