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No one: The toothpaste when you've forgotten to put the cap back on: https://t.co/cmjt3zlEho

Donald Trump’s nicknames for Joe Biden. https://t.co/QuwsPg4DVt

celebrating pride month by jumpin up and down to fit my ass in these jeans every day

sometimes im like omg. and sometimes im like lol

every super wealthy person i know is always posting on their instsgram story “im having the WORST day!!😠”

If i woke up tomorrow as a horse first thing I’d do is eat a whole apple with the core in one bite I bet it would be really nice. Then I would kick whatever’s behind me

@mollyfmielke and fatigue, switching around in contexts so much. Feeling looked down in by the specialists who see their one tiny view on the world and can only see you as a 7/10 at the thing they care about, etc etc

One of the most harmful things that we can do during pride month is speculate about Shawn Mendes’ sexuality—that and of course the other big problem: war.

Can’t stress this enough: parents have a fundamental role in combatting DV myths and rape culture. Unless your child lives off the grid, they’ve heard of this trial. If they don’t learn about DV from you, they’ll learn from propaganda algorithms or classmates making harmful jokes https://t.co/PezGd17rEU

My design process https://t.co/JXn1KQfL1T

KardashianPoopFrestyle.MP4 https://t.co/tmcwpoXR3g

one time i walked past sheryl and zuck sitting at a table in the bldg 21 courtyard and i overheard her trying to explain what “lit” meant she was like “yeah it’s a very positive thing, like sometimes my kids say i’m a ‘lit mom’” and mark was just nodding along very intently

@catebismyfav https://t.co/WrjUd4p8Kr

Is there ever a jury verdict that’s like “okay you’re not wrong, but it’s the 𝘸𝘢𝘺 you said it”

Pokemon gays are the horse girls of the LGBTQ community

they’re flying the plane into the flag like 9/11 https://t.co/aSw1V6EtId

stranger things 4 releasing in may and not coming back til july https://t.co/XYrv2MmM4l

exactly like paris https://t.co/dA9Lia5hFr

I first applied for an affordable housing voucher in 1993. I finally got a call back in 2004 to tell me my son who just graduated high school couldn’t be on my lease. Today in 2022 I finally got a letter telling me I made it to the top of the waiting list. I have no words. https://t.co/h0lykVyFcd

Mf got a pet salami https://t.co/Y0BTwo3gas

Best believe I’m keeping my finger down if you send my a live pic b! I want the whole motion picture https://t.co/VHGAQvZ6vS

My main goal now is to make my photos uncroppable. Like this one. https://t.co/ndThxGzrl3

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Be funny if Cronenberg remade twilight https://t.co/0kDWSOzRSw

Imagine giving a movie a 10+ minute standing ovation at a film festival.. the dickriding is insane

I'm crying, I'm so proud - My goal was to get @Apple to suggest developers/designers to use my ethical subscription design pattern I created, and now THEY ARE 😭 Starts at 6:30 https://t.co/7fiuLQZ7uh

New official poster for #Cannes2022 Best Director Park Chan-wook’s Decision to Leave. https://t.co/fZjooSTf16

where is the switch that turns on the light in this bathroom? if you guessed inside the bathroom, you couldn’t be more wrong

me in the club w the baddies https://t.co/5h5VG02etb