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The Domain: www.OneLonelyLoad.com The Idea: This isn’t just laundry, it’s an existential metaphor. It’s the human desire to be fresh, to be clean, to be never have just one lonely load….

Of laundry.

The Market? Laundry brands with massive marketing budgets and a sense of humor. Looking at you, Tide. Or Gain. Or literally any brand whose marketing teams are tired of explaining why their detergent removes stains better than the other guys'. Because who wouldn’t watch this oddly soothing livestream at 3 AM, waiting for something…..anything……to happen?

It’s laundry as performance art. It’s detergent as a cultural movement. It’s boredom elevated to brand brilliance.

The Tagline: "The most compelling load of laundry you'll ever watch."

The Final Pitch: Advertising doesn’t always need celebrities, explosions, or mascots. Sometimes, all you need is one lonely load and a world wondering, “Wait, seriously?” Give your brand the simplest, quirkiest, most hypnotic campaign ever, and watch as people inexplicably tune in, waiting for the rinse cycle like it’s the finale of Succession.

You know you want this. Your marketing team definitely wants this. Someone call Tide…..it's time to wash away the competition.

See you at Art Basel with this one.

The Domain: www.USintelligence.ai

The Idea:

The U.S. government finally gets its own AI overlord but, like, in a good way. Meet USIntelligence.AI—the all-knowing, always-learning AI system built to centralize every scrap of government intelligence into one fully interactive, endlessly useful knowledge hub. For citizens: A single AI-powered resource to navigate government agencies, policies, and procedures without suffering through the endless abyss of hold music. For foreigners: The ultimate “So you wanna understand America?” chatbot that cuts through bureaucracy and makes international relations just a little less confusing. For government agencies: A centralized data goldmine that actually talks to itself instead of requiring another $10B contract for “interoperability.” It’s Google for U.S. intelligence, but smarter. ChatGPT for the government, but actually accountable…. We would hope.. The Perfect Timing? The government is slashing agencies left and right (looking at you, DOGE). The U.S. just dropped billions into AI initiatives, and you know they’re looking for “The next big thing.” Every government hotline is still a black hole of despair, and we’re pretty sure a well-trained AI could replace 99% of them. The U.S. needs cost-cutting, AI-driven efficiency…THIS.IS.IT

The Market? 💼 The U.S. Government: Their biggest pain point is literally themselves. This AI would save them billions in inefficiency while modernizing how they interact with the public.

🇺🇸 American Citizens: Imagine never having to call the IRS, DMV, or any government agency again. Instead, just ask the AI. Instant answers, no tears shed.

🌍 Foreign Governments & Researchers: A real-time U.S. knowledge base that improves diplomacy, eliminates confusion, and (finally) gives a straight answer about visas.

🚀 Defense Contractors & Intelligence Analysts: A classified backend version would revolutionize internal government operations. Imagine if all U.S. intelligence was actually connected instead of siloed in a thousand different agencies.

The Tagline? "One nation. Under AI. With liberty and knowledge for all."

The Final Pitch: For decades, the U.S. government has hoarded data but struggled to make it useful. Now, it’s time to connect the dots, internally for intelligence, externally for citizens. USIntelligence.AI would be the biggest federal tech play since the Internet—except this time, it would actually work from day one. The U.S. government is already spending billions on AI. Might as well give them something that actually makes sense. Someone has to fund this… Want this business/domain? Hit me up and let’s talk. patrick@patrickfrank.com

The Domain: www.foundertok.com The Idea: After we met with AZ16 one of the partners left us with something that resonated with my co-founder and I throughout our entire fundraising journey for PatientPartner….. “You know, we have to be professional to founders and start-ups of all sizes because we have a reputation to uphold… Because you know, founders talk, and we want to make sure our door is always open to opportunities we may have missed at the start.” In the car home after they passed on us the idea of FounderTok was born. The reality is VC’s are not beheld to anyone. Many look like life rafts of cash or a beautiful rose and promise the world in how they can help you and your company grow to a fabulous exit. The reality is, most of them are full of shit. That life raft - Has leaks. That rose - Has massive thorns. They only care about their reputation so as long as you are a hot commodity. If you aren’t kick rocks. Well it’s time us founders stood up for each other and shared the REAL insights on the funding process and rated them on our experiences. The good, bad and ugly. If VC’s had a yelp I’m pretty sure the avg. rating would be below a 2.0. If you have been through the fundraising process, you know what I am talking about. If you are about to… You need FounderTok.

Want this business/domain? Hit me up and let’s talk. patrick@patrickfrank.com

The Domain: www.youbetterbuythat.com

The Idea: Ok imagine this… You are trying to make a purchasing decision and you are alone, going back and forth trying to justify in your head if you should spend your hard earned money on what is probably something stupid…. OR IS IT? Youbetterbuythat.com is a platform where you submit whatever it is that you are thinking of buying and pull a classic move out of the “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” playbook and: ASK THE AUDIENCE. You set a time period to receive upvotes or downvotes and people can even leave comments on their experience. Forget sifting through endless fake reviews and get the real download from others.

Buy Better. With: www.youbetterbuythat.com

The Domain: www.founderagreements.com

The Idea: Alright, imagine this: You're about to launch the next big thing with your co-founders. The energy is electric, the ideas are flowing, and you all finally agree on the equity split and the terms of your agreements. All is good in the world right? WRONG. Given that 65% of startups fail due to conflicts among founders…...It goes without saying that ensuring you got your agreements iron tight at a time when you are a complete mess is more important than you could ever imagine.

Enter www.founderagreements.com.

An AI-powered platform that lets you and your partners generate a legally binding founder agreement tailored to your specific country and state/region. No legalese overload, no hefty fees, no endless back-and-forth. Just input your details, outline your roles, equity splits, responsibilities—you know, the stuff that actually matters…… and then?

Just like a magic trick but one that is legally binding….. Your agreement is in your hands and your foundation is set up for success to get back to what matters. Because let's be real: The last thing you need is a handshake deal that falls apart when things get real. Secure your venture's future without the headache. Launch smarter. Protect your dream, and your friendships.

Want this business/domain? Hit me up and let’s talk. patrick@patrickfrank.com

The Domain: www.Zeuspicks.com

The Idea Ever imagined you could be as cool as James Dean but as sculpted as the greatest of the Greek Gods - Zeus? Your dreams just became reality with Zeuspicks. Pre-workout and caffeine coated toothpicks to give you that boost you need to maximize your gainz but also looking damn cool while you do it. Not sure how the FDA will feel about this but hot damn someone please go make this a reality.

Want this business/domain? Hit me up and let’s talk. patrick@patrickfrank.com

The Domain www.cloutwater.com (Premium water for premium people.)

The Idea Listen, if Elon can sell out of a lightning bolt shaped tequila, you can do it with water. Lightning bolt shaped water bottles, or fuck any shape just with some stellar branding behind it that is 3-5x the normal price of water. Why? Because of “The Clout.” Watch out coachella, influencers, and wanna be creators clout water is about to takeover a festival near you.

Want this business/domain? Hit me up and let’s talk. patrick@patrickfrank.com