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South Park: Kyle x Stan, Kenny x Wendy, Butters x Cartman, plus ensemble, 250k words. "Stan and Kyle meet as strangers in their mid-twenties, shocked to encounter someone else who can't remember the first ten years of his life. They form an instant connection, but only one person in South Park remembers them, and Kenny can't explain why they disappeared or why the rest of the town forgot them."

South Park: Kyle x Stan, Kenny x Butters, Cartman, 116k words. "The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan."

South Park: Cartman x Kyle, Stan x Kyle, 130k words of epic slow build. "AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'"

Toy Story: Andy x Sid, set in the "Under the Table and Dreaming" verse. "Andy's mom is taking Molly out of town for a weekend soccer tournament. She warns him not to host a party, and he's only half-lying when he says that he won't. Three days of playing house with Sid doesn't count as a party, technically."

Hatoful Boyfriend: Hiyoko x Ryouta and Hiyoko x Sakuya (and maybe Hiyoko x Ryouta x Sakuya in the future). "A song, however foolish the singers, lasts longest sung in chorus. Two evenings and a morning in a cavewoman's romantic comedy. Hiyoko's heart burns fierce to warm her friends... but she still never gets to hit anything!"

Hatoful Boyfriend: King-centric comics (all contain major Holiday Star spoilers). When following links, change the url manually from "the-king-said" to "the-king-said-goodbye". // "How nice. How very nice."

Hatoful Boyfriend: Hiyoko x Sakuya x Yuuya. "Sakuya and Hiyoko ask Yuuya for assistance. They get more than they expected. So does he."

Hatoful Boyfriend: Kazuaki x Nageki (UST), set in the Everybody Lives AU that spoils for both Hurtful Boyfriend and Holiday Star. Just another day eating lunch in the classroom.

Hatoful Boyfriend: Kazuaki x Nanaki (set in the everyone lives AU that spoils for both Hurtful Boyfriend and Holiday Star). I love these lonely birds. "Kazuaki closed his eyes, taking in the feeling of Nageki’s fingers running through his hair."

Ace Attorney: Kristoph x Klavier. "On the surface, Klavier Gavin is a very successful, self-reliant adult in his mid-twenties, but the truth is more complicated than that."

Homestuck: Jade x Kanaya, second base. "She makes it easy to laugh. It's uncomplicated, which as humans go is something of a breath of fresh air."

Homestuck: Kanaya ♦ Karkat. Karkat takes care of Kanaya during a horn-molt. "The itching is unlike anything you've ever felt in your life. It seems to start from the base of your calcified body pillar and dances all the way up your husk and through the top of your thinkpan to shoot straight up your horns before returning all the way back down the way it came, leaving you overstimulated and ready to make emotion water at the drop of a decorative pate garment. "

Homestuck: Dirk x Jake. Two fics set during Act 6 Act 4. // “Never been more ready,” Jake said. His jaw was set, and his eyes were on Dirk’s face. Yeah, okay, this might have been a really bad idea. Giving himself the tat had hurt a lot, and this wasn’t even Jake’s idea, and when Jane saw it she was going to freak out. And also this was going to take a while if Dirk wanted it to look halfway decent, or at least shitty in the way that Sweet Bro was supposed to look shitty, and not shitty like wow that’s a bad tattoo. He was going to get two pokes in and realize that permanent, painful body modification was not the best way to get close to your crush.

Homestuck: Dirk, Jake, failsex, perfection. // Dirk’s been feeling his pulse in his temples for hours, ever since they agreed that they were going to do this, and the look on Jake’s face harmonizes beautifully with the apprehension squeezing Dirk’s chest. But he’s wanted this, and they’ve been talking about it for weeks, and what kind of badass motherfucker would he be if he couldn’t go through with it? So he just says: “You ready?” “I was born ready,” Jake says, so quickly that Dirk’s not totally sure he even heard the question before spitting out the most cinematic response he could muster.

Homestuck: Dirk x Jake, as written by Calliope. Based on this: "I like to think sometimes Calliope is extra angry at Caliborn so she writes really graphic Dirk/Jake porn and captchalogues it. What if she researched human sex beforehand to make it as infuriating for Caliborn as she can. But she gets it wrong. So wrong."

Homestuck: Dirk x Jake. Based on this: "I really buy that Jake would be into hilariously improbable sex positions he would want their sex to be BADASS and CHALLENGING like SEX IN A HURRICANE"

Homestuck: Dirk x Dirk selfcest. "Dirk visits his denizen and makes a Choice."

Homestuck: Gamzee ♦ Karkat, Lil Cal. "Early on in the meteor's journey, you still spend time with him. You've found an old poster in the back of your sylladex and it's just you, him and the puppet."

fma:Roy x Ed, 66k words. Slow-build hurt/comfort written for the prompt "Roy ends up maimed in some way, maybe from being captured/tortured; Ed is the one who finds/rescues/takes care of him."

Homestuck: Dave x Jade x Karkat. "You and Dave are great together -- better than great. You can be sexy and goofy and loving together until the cows come home. But add in a short gray perpetual motion machine made of heart-on-sleeve angry intensity, and it becomes something else altogether. You can't get enough of him."

Homestuck: Dave x Jade x Karkat, Alternian diplomacy RP. // “Indeed?” purrs Karkat, shifting his attention suddenly and prowling closer to Dave. You watch, transfixed, as he reaches out and strokes one finger down Dave’s cheek, then the very tip of his claw continues its trail south, down his throat, over his collarbone, down his chest. You can see Dave’s hastily-suppressed shiver.

Homestuck: Dave x Dirk. "When the game dumps you on your ass on the thin carpet of your living room and you realize that there are not one but two other groaning human bodies tangled up in the small space between the tv and the futon, not even your incipient universe-restoration migraine can suppress the sudden bubble of elation that threatens to burst your ribcage like a party balloon."

Captain America: Winter Soldier - Bucky x Steve, set post-canon, 23k. "He remembered nothing. After the first few weeks, he asked to be called James."

Glee: Kurt x Will, humiliation kink (Will receiving). "Several years after graduation, Will unexpectedly runs into Kurt at a bar. It’s not the last surprising thing that happens that night."

Tales of the Abyss: Asch x Natalia, mid-game. "The blankets shift as she rolls over, and the moonlight bathes her face. She's beautiful. He always knew she would be, when they were little."

Tales of the Abyss: Guy -- Luke, five years pregame. "Guy's pretty sure the duke would kill him if he even stared too hard, much less touched --"

Tales of the Abyss: Van x Guy, modern AU in which Guy is still a teenager, dubcon. // The engine's pitch drops and they sweep down into the valley, the road curving beneath the bare branches of old trees. "Don't be nervous," Van says. "It's going to be fine."

Tales of the Abyss: Asch x Natalia, mid-canon, oral sex. "Dangerous, this, because each time it happens he wants it more, finds it harder to leave."

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy x Riza, car sex. "She's not all that drunk at all, but perhaps just tipsy enough to find the low, lazy timbre of Roy's voice slightly discombobulating. It doesn't help that he still keeps shooting her the same warm, dark looks he's been giving her all night, except now the game is over and their (very small, completely uninterested) audience is gone."

Homestuck: Bro, John, no-SBURB AU, gen. "Bro doesn't know how to deal with his kid going off to college, so he reacts the way any sane man would and moves to the other end of the country. The only problem? Turns out his new home is the site of a popular suicide spot. He finds himself with an unusual hobby: that is, quite literally talking people off the ledge. What else is a lonely pornographer going to do with his time, right?"