Fic

Homestuck: Dirk x Jake x Jane. "You're happy for Jake. You're happy for Jane; god knows the poor girl has been obviously smitten for ages. And you made the choice to be unapproachable yourself. You had priorities, right? They were just so much easier to have when you were a few hundred years apart."

Homestuck: Eridan x Sollux, with background Karkat, Gamzee, and Rose (x Kanaya). Eridan got a little too perfect for me toward the end, but otherwise, this was a fun read! "In which Sollux Captor begins his freshman year at Anningley College, a small but prestigious liberal arts institution in upstate New York near the Finger Lakes, and finds himself living with a purple-and-black douchebag of the purest ray serene."

Homestuck: Tavros, Gamzee, all the other trolls, mostly gen (with some moirallegience + queerplatonic feelings). Tavros is agender and not really into the whole sex thing. "In Which Many Canon Events Are Told In Summary Form For Reasons of Already Ridiculous Length, Issues of Gender and Sexuality Are Discussed Quite Often, Tavros Does Not Want To Grow Up, And Everything Ends Happily,"

Homestuck: Gamzee x Tavros. Summary says it best: "Tavros/Gamzee D/s, with genital flogging and xeno, written for the kinkmeme."

Homestuck: Gamzee x Karkat (moirails with benefits?). Hypnosis, oral, a little bit of D/s. "Gamzee hands Karkat a blank consent check and he decides to cash it."

Persona 4: Kanji x Yosuke, with background Yosuke -- Souji and Kanji x Naoto. I've liked this fic since forever but have only just now gotten around to bookmarking it. "When pressure is applied, we all break along the lines where we were already cracked."

Homestuck: Karkat x Sollux. For the prompt: "Sollux has learned to tune out the voices that torment him, but sometimes they get too bad to ignore. Luckily he's best friends with probably the only troll in the universe who could drown out the voices of the imminently deceased by being an ornery chatterbox."

Homestuck: Gamzee ♦ Karkat, Gamzee x Tavros, petstuck AU. "You're headed on over to see these guys you know, up in one of them big beehive-looking apartment things. A big troll who's good at climbing, like you, can get on up the creaky fire ladder up the back of the building, and if you rap-pap-pap on the window those brothers will up and let you in. Let you back out again, too, that's the real miracle."

Homestuck: Sollux, Bro, gen, petstuck universe. "It's day twenty-three and you can't keep going like this. You're going to let your guard down."

Homestuck: Bro x John. " "You don't have to," he says. "I'm not here to be your after-school-special leering drug pusher trying to get you hooked on cocaine and put you on a street corner. It's just hospitality. Bong's here if you want it." He lights up the weed in its little bowl and takes a hit. You are watching somebody do drugs in real life. Wow."

Homestuck: Dave x Equius. Accidental cybering.

Homestuck: Dave ♠ Karkat. "In which two kismeses have a hateful romp under the table, just like gog intended."

Homestuck: Eridan ♠ Rose. Black romance where Eridan is the one in way over his head. "You are pinioning your very own eldritch abomination on your personal collection board, an admirable trophy piece for anyone who considers herself a connoisseur of things that whisper in the darkest corners of the universe."

Homestuck: Kanaya x Rose. " 'You secrete a natural aphrodisiac,' you say, to be sure you are understanding her correctly."

Homestuck: Karkat x Sollux. "Sollux Captor is 22 years old, a successful freelance web designer, and an avid player of the wildly successful MMORPG, Grubquest. Karkat Vantas is 19 years old, a cranky CS-major freshman, and an avid player of the wildly successful MMORPG, Grubquest. Sollux and Karkat are the worst best friends and one of the top player-pairs in the game. In a month, they're meeting for the first time and it's exciting... and terrifying."

Homestuck: Gamzee x Karkat. "Moirails are supposed to calm each other down. But when sex is what it takes to relax you, the lines between pale and flushed start to blur."

Homestuck: Dad x Dave. Again, no actual incest, just daddykink. "“Very good, David. You make me so proud.” Dad said, and Dave only curled into him more, grateful, so grateful that he had the dad he’d always needed and the lover he’d always wanted somehow combined into the same person. "

Homestuck: Dad x Dave. Sequel/companion to Father Time; not actually incest, but there's daddykink, which I sort of enjoy in the same way as I do incest . . . ? This pairing continues to be completely uncanonical and still hit all my kinks. "You were fucking in love with him. You were sick. He was a gentleman, you were a disgrace."

Homestuck: Dave x Davesprite, egg laying. (Yaay, I finally get to make a tag for this!)

Homestuck: Dave x Tavros. Prompt: "Ok so Dave does a radio show at like 3 am, probably on a college radio station (maybe he's going to school for broadcasting?). Basically, he gets some sort of newbie who's supposed to help him out (a new student, or some sort of intern at the station?) and well. I just would love to see them working together, being into each other, and it leading somewhere, uh, sexier."

Homestuck: Karkat x Sollux. "In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night."

Homestuck: John x Karkat. "After three years out of contact, John and Karkat can finally talk again. The conversation doesn't go quite the way they were expecting. Now the three weeks it will take the golden ship to match velocities with the asteroid seem like three million. Why are the laws of physics so unkind to desperate teenaged boys?"

Glee: Jesse x Rachel. "/I want to wear the cape. It makes my shoulders look bigger, which in turn makes me more sexually attractive to you, so we both win./ Jesse and Rachel have the kind of phone sex you’d probably expect them to have."

Glee: Mercedes x Quinn. "After the accident, Quinn starts to recover in more ways than one."

Homestuck: Bro, Sollux, gen, petstuck AU. "It's like any exotic pet craze, right, you get a few people who really know what they're getting into and then a bunch of others who get bored or don't have the time or can't cope with their needs or whatever, and then guys like you wind up trying to look after little broken aliens that somebody else didn't take good care of."

Homestuck: Equius x John. " "Hey, buddy," you say as you drop your keys on the table and kick your shoes off. "What's wrong?" Equius chews on his lip like he's nervous about answering you, which is just weird. He's really good about being obedient—it was one of the reasons you got him as your first pet."

Homestuck: Dirk x Jake, high school AU. "He isn't even in any of your classes, but sometimes he catches you in the hallway, at your locker."

Homestuck: Bro x Dave. "He always holds a hand out to you and helps you up."

Homestuck: Bro x Dave. "It's complicated. It's fucked up. It's certainly not healthy. But you don't want to stop."

Homestuck: Jade x Karkat. "Better living through strong interspecies communication skills."