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SEMI-PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION

That's a gneiss butte.

If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting.

The MythBusters are even more sinister.

I *do* hear that they're the most comfortable thing to wear on your feet since sliced bread.

In Connor's second thesis it is stated 'There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.' Does the routine destroy our creativity or do we lose creativity and fall into the routine? Anyway, who's up for a road trip!

If you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.

Okay, everyone, cross yourselves, then cross the streams.

Apparently Google assumes you're traveling during the ferry's normal operating hours. We lost two hours circling that damn lake (to say nothing of the Straw Man).

And that's *another* crypto conference I've been kicked out of. C'mon, it's a great analogy!

Science should be exactly as cool as the headlines sound. Like the 'RUSSIANS CUT APART AND REASSEMBLE DOGS' thing.

I THINK EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE IS CUTE.

There's a river flowing through the ocean

It's basically Pascal's Wager for the paranoid prankster.

I F*CKING LOVE THIS!

No matter how elaborately you fool yourself.

Problem Exists Between Leopard And Chair