I'm as surprised as you!

You know I've always hated her.

If you get an 11/100 on a CS test, but you claim it should be counted as a 'C', they'll probably decide you deserve the upgrade.

Those few who escaped found the emergency cutoff box disabled. The stampede lasted two hours and reached the bottom three times.

I can't speak to the paper's scientific merits, but it's really cool how on page 10 you can see that their reference GPS beacon is sensitive enough to pick up continential drift under the detector (interrupted halfway through by an earthquake).

The safe is empty except for an unsolved 5x5 Rubik's cube.

I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.

To anyone who understands information theory and security and is in an infuriating argument with someone who does not (possibly involving mixed case), I sincerely apologize.

The bug report was marked 'could not reproduce'.

But to us there is but one God, plus or minus one. --1 Corinthians 8:6±2.

Wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at "Philosophy".

Electric skateboards, by cost, get the equivalent of about 300 miles per gallon. Lithium batteries just need to get cheaper.

Friends with detriments.

Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something.

For some reason, my childhood suspension of disbelief had no problem with the fact that this ancient galaxy is full of humans, but was derailed by language. There's no Asia OR Europe there, so where'd they get all the Indo-European roots?

If you're 15 or younger, then just remember that it's nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.

I tell my children 'it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.' I'm trying to take the edge off their competitive drive to ensure that I can always beat them.

Although not permanently.

If you don't have an extension cord I can get that too. Because we're friends! Right?

I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now. Magical worlds exist. I've learned a huge truth about our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK.

And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out.

He's kind of an asshole, when you think about it

The tumbleweed then tried to roll off into the sunset, but due to the Old West's placement north of the subtropical ridge, the prevailing winds were in the wrong direction.

$1600 / 1386153BR 3BATH, MODERN SLIDING DOORS, GUEST ROOMS, GARBAGE DISPOSAL. FREE MANDATORY PARKING (ENFORCED). CONVENIENT TO ALDERAAN.

If it were a two or above I wouldn't be able to answer because it would mean a pause in the screaming.

I have nothing to apologize for.

In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.

She also starts every letter with "Dear Future ".

You can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback.