'Sorry, I left out my glass of water from last night.' OH GOD I APPARENTLY LIVE IN A GARBAGE PIT.

'Look to my coming on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.' 'And look to the west to see our shadows!'

As best as I can tell, I was transported here from Earth Prime sometime in the late 1990s. Your universe is identical in every way, except for the lobster thing and the thing where some of you occasionally change your clocks for some reason.

I guess it's a saying from the Old Country.

It was finally destroyed with a nuclear weapon carrying the destructive energy of the Hiroshima bomb.

To whoever typed 'why is arwen dying': GOOD. FUCKING. QUESTION.

And thus was smallpox introduced into the previously Undying Lands.

Or that I'm at least following the curve of the Earth around to land ...