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Man, I just wanted to know how babby was formed.

Hey, it says here that if you dream about your teeth falling out, it means they're spreading.

You can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback.

She also starts every letter with "Dear Future ".

In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.

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The tumbleweed then tried to roll off into the sunset, but due to the Old West's placement north of the subtropical ridge, the prevailing winds were in the wrong direction.

He's kind of an asshole, when you think about it

I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now. Magical worlds exist. I've learned a huge truth about our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK.

If you don't have an extension cord I can get that too. Because we're friends! Right?

Although not permanently.

I tell my children 'it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.' I'm trying to take the edge off their competitive drive to ensure that I can always beat them.

If you're 15 or younger, then just remember that it's nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.

For some reason, my childhood suspension of disbelief had no problem with the fact that this ancient galaxy is full of humans, but was derailed by language. There's no Asia OR Europe there, so where'd they get all the Indo-European roots?