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xkcd: Dreams
xkcd: Dreams
In Connor's second thesis it is stated 'There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.' Does the routine destroy our creativity or do we lose creativity and fall into the routine? Anyway, who's up for a road trip!
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xkcd: Dreams
xkcd: Shoes
xkcd: Shoes
I *do* hear that they're the most comfortable thing to wear on your feet since sliced bread.
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xkcd: Shoes
xkcd: ContextBot
xkcd: ContextBot
If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting.
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xkcd: ContextBot
xkcd: Baring My Heart
xkcd: Baring My Heart
I'm just trying to explain, please don't be jealous! Man, why are all my relationships ruined by early 90's rappers?
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xkcd: Baring My Heart
xkcd: Positive Attitude
xkcd: Positive Attitude
Having a positive attitude is almost tautologically good for your mental health, and extreme stress can hurt your immune system, but that doesn't mean you should feel like shit for feeling like shit.
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xkcd: Positive Attitude
xkcd: 65 Years
xkcd: 65 Years
The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space--each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.
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xkcd: 65 Years
xkcd: Lease
xkcd: Lease
You should talk to the girl down the hall; I think you'd like her. Lemme know if you find out why she's ordering all those colored plastic balls.
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xkcd: Lease
xkcd: Umwelt
xkcd: Umwelt
Umwelt is the idea that because their senses pick up on different things, different animals in the same ecosystem actually live in very different worlds. Everything about you shapes the world you inhabit--from your ideology to your glasses prescription to your web browser.
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xkcd: Umwelt
xkcd: Sky Color
xkcd: Sky Color
Feynman recounted another good one upperclassmen would use on freshmen physics students: When you look at words in a mirror, how come they're reversed left to right but not top to bottom? What's special about the horizontal axis?
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xkcd: Sky Color
xkcd: Broomstick
xkcd: Broomstick
'Broom first, then slippers.' 'How do I know you'll return the broom once you've secured your ticket?' 'I'll leave my little dog as collateral.' 'Great. Pleasure doing business!'
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xkcd: Broomstick
xkcd: Time Robot
xkcd: Time Robot
NO FATE BUT THE NARRATIVES WE IMPOSE ON LIFE'S RANDOM CHAOS TO DISTRACT OURSELVES FROM OUR EXISTENTIAL PLIGHT
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xkcd: Time Robot
xkcd: Moving Sidewalks
xkcd: Moving Sidewalks
I think I could spend hours just stepping on and off of conveyor belts moving at various speeds.
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xkcd: Moving Sidewalks
xkcd: App
xkcd: App
If I click 'no', I've probably given up on everything, so don't bother taking me to the page I was trying to go to. Just drop me on the homepage. Thanks.
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xkcd: App
xkcd: Steroids
xkcd: Steroids
A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.
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xkcd: Steroids
xkcd: Bridge
xkcd: Bridge
And it says a lot about you that when your friends jump off a bridge en masse, your first thought is apparently 'my friends are all foolish and I won't be like them' and not 'are my friends ok?'.
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xkcd: Bridge
xkcd: Expedition
xkcd: Expedition
I'm pretty sure I've logged more hours in Google Maps over the past decade than in any game.
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xkcd: Expedition
xkcd: Debugger
xkcd: Debugger
It can take a site a while to figure out that there's a problem with their 'report a bug' form.
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xkcd: Debugger
xkcd: Drop Those Pounds
xkcd: Drop Those Pounds
If the flyers don't work, we'll switch to the LEAST subtle method of informing a town of the existence of a trebuchet club.
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xkcd: Drop Those Pounds