Oh, definitely not; they don't have Amazon Prime.

If you close an account while it's still friends with people, it contributes to database linkage accumulation slowdown, which is a major looming problem for web infrastructure and definitely not a thing I just made up.

'Why don't you just point it at their eye directly?' 'What is this, 2007?'

Remember, meteors always hit the tallest object around.

Better change the URL to 'https' before downloading.

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Ahem. We are STRICTLY an Orbiter shop.