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The sterile environment of the hospital has been compromised by the dirtiest animals in the city and the germaphobes are losing their minds at approximately the speed of light while simultaneously questioning every life choice that led to this moment. Baton Rouge residents are seeing things they never imagined possible as the raccoons track mud and trash through the ICU, bringing the entire infection control protocol to a screeching, terrified halt. Infection control is literally having a breakdown and someone needs to call a priest because we might need an exorcism. Louisiana has always been wild, but the behavior of these raccoons today pushed the limits of what anyone considers normal for hygiene or appropriate behavior in a sterile medical facility where people's lives literally depend on cleanliness. You can't bring a sandwich into the ICU. You DEFINITELY can't bring a raccoon that's been living in a dumpster. And yet here we are with multiple trash pandas contaminating a liter...
The sterile environment of the hospital has been compromised by the dirtiest animals in the city and the germaphobes are losing their minds at approximately the speed of light while simultaneously questioning every life choice that led to this moment. Baton Rouge residents are seeing things they never imagined possible as the raccoons track mud and trash through the ICU, bringing the entire infection control protocol to a screeching, terrified halt. Infection control is literally having a breakdown and someone needs to call a priest because we might need an exorcism. Louisiana has always been wild, but the behavior of these raccoons today pushed the limits of what anyone considers normal for hygiene or appropriate behavior in a sterile medical facility where people's lives literally depend on cleanliness. You can't bring a sandwich into the ICU. You DEFINITELY can't bring a raccoon that's been living in a dumpster. And yet here we are with multiple trash pandas contaminating a liter...
The sterile environment of the hospital has been compromised by the dirtiest animals in the city and the germaphobes are losing their minds at approximately the speed of light while simultaneously questioning every life choice that led to this moment. Baton Rouge residents are seeing things they never imagined possible as the raccoons track mud and trash through the ICU, bringing the entire infection control protocol to a screeching, terrified halt. Infection control is literally having a breakdown and someone needs to call a priest because we might need an exorcism. Louisiana has always been wild, but the behavior of these raccoons today pushed the limits of what anyone considers normal for hygiene or appropriate behavior in a sterile medical facility where people's lives literally depend on cleanliness. You can't bring a sandwich into the ICU. You DEFINITELY can't bring a raccoon that's been living in a dumpster. And yet here we are with multiple trash pandas contaminating a liter...