my stories

You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl.

If Jason is Westley, Dick doesn't want to know who Buttercup is.

"Everybody needs a bathtime buddy, Dubbie!"

"Now that the foreplay's over, we can get to the real show."

He kisses her, and it tastes like oranges.

Jason shoves Dick and Dick shoves back.

This will just be one more secret between them that no one else will share.

Seize the day; put no trust in the morrow.

"The virus is coming in less than two weeks, and I'm the only one who can stop it. And I thought, I *hoped* you'd be able to help."

This is your life now.

It's no panties Thursday.

Three times Sam's caught Dean singing.

Dean made a promise. Lisa respects that.

It's not fear of rejection that makes her hesitate.

Sam keeps finding Dean in unexpected places.

Dean is proud to be the Ewok to Sam's Wookiee.

Sam knows that the possible outcome is more than worth the risk.

In which Dean is sick and miserable, and Sam takes care of him.

"I didn't stop being your brother when I left for Stanford."

It's an accident that Dean even finds out when he does. Of course, the whole thing is technically an accident, so that shouldn't surprise him.

Compared with starting the apocalypse, Dean figures a few alcohol- and adrenaline-fueled incestuous make-out sessions don't even make the list of things they have to atone for.

The world is ending, but until the final confrontation comes, there are battles to be fought all over, every hunter now a soldier, and every town a front.

"We're two brilliant, well-educated women. How hard could it be?"

"I wore my special cake-tasting pants and brought my cake-tasting fork."

"There will be cupcakes. I promise."

Dean spends hours every day searching for something, someone, before he remembers he's alone.

Surprise parties are undignified and Peter wants nothing to do with them.

"You can't take care of everybody else 'less you take care of yourself first."

Meg makes some decisions.

Five things Jess knows about Sam.