Baldur's Kink Prompts

Disciple Z'rell/Gale/anyone - Make good use of him

So if you distract Disciple Z'rell with your Lusts For Gale when she searches your mind, she makes a comment on how you "get good use" out of the wizard.

Z'rell also has a beautiful desk in her office. Maybe a third character convinces her to join them in "making good use of the wizard" over that desk? Absolutely sandwich him between two scary powerhouses?

• Third party could be anyone-- as long as they can absolutely dominate Gale, ideally physically with height or strength. I'm open to Tavs and Durges of any gender, and that does explicitly include trans Tavs and Durges

++ Making him beg for it +++ talking over him, Z'rell complimenting his owner in training him well ++++++++ Using his mouth to get themselves off as many times as they can

Astarion/Tav, Unascended, Enjoying It

Listen, I’m a simple anon. We get a lot of talk about what Astarion doesn’t want (sexually) and how he’s not had a lot of time to figure out what he does like (sexually). He says he wants to find out but doesn’t seem into it once he does the (sexual) thing that statement precedes… so what DOES he like?

You can put whatever kinks you want in there—I just want him to be having a really good time. Sell me on it.

I’d prefer to avoid f!tav based on personal preference. I respect your grind f!tav warriors but it’s not my jam.

House of Hope corruption - orgy?

Seeing my companions in the debtor's clothing in House of Hope did something to me!! I want them to slowly become corrupted by lust for one another while going around the House of Hope and wearing those outfits. Like, suddenly feeling surges of affection and lust that culminates in an orgy maybe? Strange hypnotic forces pulling them towards each other?

• any four of the six origin companions, maybe even all six??? (my original thought was four because of the party limit haha) ++ just pure debauchery

Gortash/The Dark Urge, banites can’t sub

Gortash and the Durge are lovers, but due to the strict orders of tyranny in all things that Bane requires, Gortash is not allowed to bottom, on pain of retribution or revocation of Chosen status from his god.

And, well, maybe Gortash really wants to. What might their sex look like with such a restriction? How do they deal?

Prefer default white dragonborn Durge, but open to reading anything with this premise!

Gale/Any, Enchanted underwear

As I'm sure many of you are aware, the item description of Gale's underwear alludes to it being enchanted, but not what the enchantment does. Please paint us a word picture of what kind of depraved sex magic you think it is and how Gale uses it, solo or with a curious partner/partners discovering its uses.

Do they vibrate? Is he just constantly edging himself with a modified mage hand under there? Does he get erections embarrassingly easily and the undies are to hide it? Are they just hiding his unwieldy magnum dong? Is it a magical cock cage? Is it part of a pair that shares pleasurable sensation? Is there some convoluted glory hole portal situation in there and his dick is off getting pleasured somewhere in a Waterdeep bathroom stall? I dunno. Get weird with it.

Astarion/Gale pain kink dubcon

So we all know the Loviatar’s love scene. What if Gale agrees to it and does the performance rolls really selling the pain and secretly being into it. Astarion is REALLY into it and the noises Gale makes. It also triggers something in him reminding him of his time with Cazador. He takes it out on Gale wanting to feel how Cazador felt using him.

Bonus points for: Non established relationship Dubcon/boundary pushing Biting and drinking

Orin, getting off while thinking of F!Durge

Orin simultaneously wants to be F!Durge, get with her, and/or kill her. The order of which is up to interpretation. Just basically the usual Bhaalspawn family fun and dynamics.

Basically I wanna see a super jealous Orin pining desperately for F!Durge whom she hates and letting off some steam in the process.

• any race of dark urge is fine by me
• it's Orin, so ofc I don't mind if it's super messed up or weird fantasies or the way in which she is getting off is questionable
• definite bonus if dark urge is aware of Orins desires and purposely teases or spurns them

Dark Urge/anyone, slayer form

The Dark Urge bringing out slayer form during sex. Can be consensual, dubcon, or noncon, no preference here. Feel free to go all in on size difference, nonhuman genitalia, blood and gore, everything that a big, bloodthirsty monster entails. For potential partners, any companion, Gortash, Orin, or anyone else you'd like really! I'd prefer Gortash or Minthara if going the consensual route but would be happy with anyone.

astarion/gale + the drow twins

so if you have a four-way with astarion and the drow twins, he has a bad time. if you take gale, he summons a magic double and lets IT have the four-way while he sits in the corner and watches like a little creep (affectionate).

thus, i posit: astarion and gale go for the drow together, either as an established couple or just buddies trying to get the most out of the one free brothel pass, but very quickly realize that neither of them actually want to physically go through with it. so gale summons two magic doubles, one of himself and one of astarion, and the real pair sit in a couple of armchairs a few feet away, sipping wine and providing color commentary as they watch the doppelgangers and the twins all going to town on each other.

• the banter starts out very detached, statler and waldorf/mst3k heckling, but devolves into dirty talk as they both get into it. ++ it's the first time astarion's seeing himself in 200 years, and he is VERY into watching himself fuck

Modern w/ Magic, Camboy Astarion

As much as he doesn't like to be thought of sexually, Astarion has found that over the computer, where he can't be touched by any hand but his own, the impersonal nature of the situation removes any sting he would otherwise feel (or at least most of it). Besides, he likes preforming and being praised for how hot he is. The fact that he makes more than enough to support the pampered lifestyle he wants is a major plus too.

I don't really care where this fic goes or what exactly its about so long as Astarion is a very popular camboy who fucks himself for his and his viewers' pleasure. Heck I'm even onboard for it becoming a trope-y sexworker-finds-true-love sort of story or something! Maybe Astarion/Gale or Astarion/Tav. Sky's the limit! Knock yourself out!

Gale/Astarion - weight gain/humiliation

So what if Gale keeps eating magical items after the orb is stabilized? Handwavey nonsense means that the extra energy has to go somewhere and he ends up kinda chubby as a result. Cue him being super embarrassed (but not enough to stop) and someone (preferably Astarion) finding out and mocking him mercilessly. Astarion would just be so good at being mean about it.

• if Gale finds out he has a humiliation kink through this ++ Astarion finds him more attractive that way but he still has to get in every insult he can as he's fucking Gale stupid

Yurgir/F!Tav

I read one fic that sort of featured this, but I would love to see a much more in-depth monster-fucking style fic where Tav offers their body to Yurgir to protect the party... and this leads to pure debauchery.

• Size Kink: Yurgir is a big boy and maybe Tav uses a little magic to ensure he doesn't rip her open. ++ Stomach Bluge: Tav can see Yurgir's cock moving in her. She rubs it as he fucks her and maybe he applies a little pressure so she can feel just how stuffed she is. +++ Cum Inflation: Yurgir hasn't had come in a really long time, so once he does come Tav's cut a nice little tummy bulge from how full she is. Maybe there's some demon magic to this where even when he pulls out it doesn't leak out.

++++ If you're feeling really bold and daring, perhaps after Yurgir fucks her full of cum, he lets his Merregons fuck her.

+++++ One of her companions comes upon her after, with her belly all bloated with cum and her body absolutely wrecked from being fucked open, and they have their own fun with her.

BOTTOM LINE. I'm looking for size kink, cum inflation, mostly consensual debauchery

Astarion/Wyll or Astarion/Halsin, sex pollen and ramifications

Wyll or Halsin get dosed up with some type of sex pollen for a classic fuck-or-die scenario, and Astarion helps them out. It’s completely fine and doesn’t trigger any of his issues with sex or autonomy at all. (This is a lie.)

Could be established relationship or they’re still feeling their way towards something.

• Wyll or Halsin being a bit out of their mind and rougher with Astarion than they would usually be. ++ Astarion disassociating +++ Karlach making an appearance as the supportive friend.

Shadowheart/Astarion/somebody - the sadists gang up

Look, after their banter while PC is getting flogged by our dear mod Abdirak? Those two desperately need to team up on getting their sadistic impulses out on somebody while bantering all the way. Who? Surprise me. A Tav/Durge is an obvious possibility - heck, right after the flogging perhaps, when they're already worked up and high on Loviatar's love. Abdirak on the other side of things? Do you think Wyll has a secret masochist streak, or Karlach? Can Gale be convinced that the line between sensation play and painplay is thinner than he thinks? Anybody goes. All I ask is that it's consensual.

• Kinky uses of magic and the fact that Heal and Harm are two sides of the same coin ++ Shadowheart and Astarion are gay-ass shitfriends and don't get sexual with each other

Nightsong | noncon

What can I say, that bondage with the ghostly hands grabbing her and keeping her in the binding circle while she struggled did things to my brain.

Can't NOT think abt someone taking advantage of her being bound, maybe Balthazar for unethical experiments purposes, or a Durge after the Balthazar fight not having their fill of violence quite yet, or Ketheric for whatever fucked up reason, or even Shadowheart wanting to break Selune's favourite girl before killing her...

Go wild!

You mean to say that I.... we were... with Orin?

Orin thought that kidnapping and replacing one of Tav's companions was a good idea. However her lack of due dilligence in selecting the target meant that she picked the camp bicycle, whichever companion that may be. Cue horrified reactions from the other characters when they ultimately realise who they were banging for the last week.

The kidnapee can be any of the companions,not just the canonical options. However, Scratch, Yenna and Grub should be free from any risk of Orin-related harm (I swear after she tried to hurt Scratch when impersonating Halsin in my first run I immediately ditched all other questlines to go full Kill Bill on the Bhaalists)

+Kidnap victims irate post-rescue response to being indistinguishable from a shapeshifter with limited acting range.

++Orin either being completely traumatised by one of the kinkier companions (too freaky even for Bhaal) or developing a twisted crush on them.

+++Mizora knowing what's happening and being gloatingly entertained by the big reveal.

Demon Contract Law Courtroom Drama

The gang takes Mizora to court for being in violation of contract law. Astarion's magistrate background comes into play, Gale turns out to have read a law book once, Karlach heckles demons from the gallery, go wild with it. I want it to have Ace Attorney vibes: ridiculous courtroom drama, but also found family and close friendship. Wyll is their BOY, and they are going to SAVE him.

Gale/Lorroakan non-con degradation

After seeing this scene: ( https://www.tumblr.com/galedekarios/731993315293216768/you-keep-telling-yourself-that ) I can’t get the idea of Lorroakan taking advantage of Gale out of my head. A fully reformed Gale being degraded and fucked by the darkest reflection of himself. Maybe Gale gives himself up to save a companion/Dame Aylin just as the icing on the cake, proving he’s the better man, but dragging him down further anyways

Gortash/Tav/Durge - Negotiations turn into a threeway

Orin didn't manage to overthrow The Dark Urge, so he's still alive and the third Chosen in the Absolute cult. Because he and Gortash get along well, they present a united front when offering to rope Tav into their alliance. Tav agrees to negotiate with them, and they end up fucking in Gortash's office.

• Preference for human, elf/drow, or tiefling f!Tav and dragonborn m!Durge ++ Tav survives at the end with all their limbs intact (I know Durge-gonna-Durge but I'm imagining more "rough sex" violence than "caught by a serial killer" violence, ykwim?) ++ I have a preference for a more noncon-y scenario where the negotiations are a trap to get Tav away from her group and dominate her, but I also like the idea of an evil Tav who actually thinks they have a good plan and they have a more celebratory threeway. Either or! +++ Size kink, overstimulation, bondage, degradation/slutshaming, Tav getting spitroasted/DP'd +++++++ They separate Tav from the artefact so they can manipulate her via the tadpole. Maybe they trap her in her own mind a la the Flymms to keep the Netherstones connected and stable while they share her.

Haarlep / F!Tav - Tav doesn't want to die (or ceremorphose) a virgin

Tav shows up in the Boudoir with companions in tow and Haarlep is both amused and delighted to find out that Raphael's dear little mouse has somehow made it this far in the journey with her cherry intact. The Incubus - using Raphael's form - then takes great satisfaction in completely ruining her in front of three companions and providing an experience that mortals just aren't likely to live up to. Tav for her part is very eager to part with her her v-card before facing death or ceremorphosis, but has been too embarrassed to try anything with her companions since getting humiliatingly rebuffed with Astarion's classic 'It's not you it's me, I have standards' line at the Tiefling party.

Half-Elf or Tiefling Tav for preference. Any three spectating companions is fine. Companion's reactions up to writer, amused/horrified/disgusted/jealous/aroused/cringing with contact embarrassment or any combination thereof are all good.

+For Raphael being annoyed at Haarlep for the utter presumptuousness of deflowering his little mouse

Gale/any, omorashi/wetting

For handwave-y reasons (having to stealth, maybe?), Gale and the gang haven't been able to take a break while adventuring--not even a short pee break. Gale doesn't realize how bad he has to go until it's too late.

Just. Gale wetting himself and being super flustered and embarrassed. Probably trying to hide it, but maybe someone (or all of them) notice and try to either comfort or tease him. Maybe a little of both.

Maybe someone teases him by feeling the crotch of his pants and they cup his soft cock through his soaked pants? And then maybe they jerk him off about it????

Bonus points for humiliation.

I'm open to Gale/any, but my preferences are Tav (any gender) or Wyll. Astarion would work well for this prompt too, though he's not my first choice. Honestly, as long as the focus is on Gale losing control and being super embarrassed, I'll be happy!

Gale/Anyone, sexy magic ritual

Gale needs help performing a ritual that requires the participants to draw symbols all over their bodies. He and whoever he recruits (can be an established partner or not) try to keep it professional, but the horny wins out. The symbol-drawing is an excuse for lots of gentle touching all over the place, maybe some body worship, maybe some tracing over marks and scars, maybe some general soft musings about how the other person responds to being touched. The ritual is an excuse for them to connect on a deeper level, like when Gale mind-melds with you in the Weave, so that they can see they care about each other and all that nice stuff, and also how incredibly DOWN they are to FUCK. Kind of a fluffy prompt considering the premise, but feel free to balance it out by making it as immensely horny as possible.

• They don’t realize the ritual actually requires them to fuck each other (ancient language, tricksy figurative phrasing, etc.) until they’ve finished drawing, so it turns out the fucking they’ve been persistently trying not to do is not only permitted, but welcomed. And boy, does the tension snap.
• Threesome with Tav and someone else
• Having to ignore obvious signs of arousal even though that dick is really hard and it’s right there

Anyone/Gale/Anyone - Threesome or Moresome

Although he's monogamous in game, I would just love to see a very flustered but appreciative Gale in the middle of some loving. No preference on with who or how! Maybe Tav and their established partner visit him post-game in Waterdeep with some wine and a proposal. Maybe his "last night alive" scene turns into some group comfort and worship. Maybe he makes too many comments about his "practiced tongue" that he starts getting camp propositions from anyone who needs to blow off steam. Maybe he had some wild Blackstaff Academy romps!

Whatever is it, I just want to see his partners take care of him till he's a happy, fucked-out mess. Bonus points for eager-to-please praise kink Gale once he really gets into it too!

Karlach/Dammon, accidental stimulation

Act 3 Dammon has a breakthrough on a way to fix Karlach's engine without needing to go to Avernus. Post act 2 cooldown he can now touch her to do the repairs himself. Karlach is pent up. The chest is a sensitive area. Infernal engine probably required interesting rewiring of the nerves. You see where I'm going with this.

• Dammon mistaking Karlach's squirming for pain and being sweet/apologetic ++ Dammon compounding her arousal by obliviously complimenting her body/strength +++ Sweaty, desperate fucking right there on the work bench

Gale worship- Astarion bonus Halsin

Gale is always portrayed as a sub for everyone else’s pleasure thanks to Mystra. Just like Astarion part of his healing should be learning to enjoy sex for himself not just his partners needs.

Astarion decides tonight is all about Gale and finally showing him some worship. I just want the dorky wizard to have a nice sexy time.

Bonus if Halsin joins in because if you play as Gale origin you can romance both of them. Gale sandwich ftw

Astarion/Fem Gnome!Tav - Size Difference

Astarion has been trying to seduce a gnomish Tav for his own protection in spite of his own distaste for gnomes. When they finally fuck for the first time, however, Astarion realizes how delightful having a tiny partner can be.

• Size Difference/Astarion realizing how much tighter his gnome partner is and how much deeper he can reach in her

++ Him being able to reposition her however he likes super easy because of her size

+++ His gnome partner is a virgin

Wyll/Astarion, Karlach/Astarion, or Wyll/Karlach/Astarion, trapped in hell

I would really like to see someone take on a scenario where Wyll's contract closes in on him, Karlach ends up returning to Avernus because of her engine, and Astarion loses both life and soul when Cazador completes the ritual.

Three miserable people find each other in the hells, and... manage to find a little comfort in each other? Talk about better times? Take what pleasure they can in a place where everything is awful? Team up and escape?

Anything is fine with me, honestly. They can either know each other already or this can be an AU of some sort, I'm not picky.

Dark Urge/Gortash, Sceleritas Fel - coitus interruptus

Look, I love the murder butler as much as the next Durge player, but he seems like he'd delight in showing up at moments when the Dark Urge really doesn't want to be interrupted.

I love the idea of him appearing pre-canon as the Dark Urge and Gortash explore what intimacy looks like for the Chosen of Bane and Bhaal. Maybe as a 5 times story (5 times Sceleritas ruined a perfectly good night for the Dark Urge and Gortash by arriving with Live Commentary, + 1 time one of them killed him on the spot so they could finally get laid?)

Their first kiss is ruined, just RUINED, by Sceleritas showing up in a corner to praise his master's technique? Someone's about to get fucked for the first time, and Sceleritas picks that moment to appear and admire how fine they both look, won't Bhaal be delighted, it's such a shame spawn are unlikely to eventuate from this coupling because he can just imagine himself babysitting the tiny BaneBhaalspawn as they run around domineering everyone and killing unscrupulously! Couldn't they TRY especially hard, just for him? Just one or two tiny spawn? Please?

I really, really love the default dragonborn Dark Urge (and the name Dark Urge), and I'd be thrilled to see that here!

Astarion/Gale, voyeurism, body-doubles

Astarion catches Gale in his tent practicing sucking a dick and sitting on one, with one of his own conjured illusions (for whatever reason - maybe he wants to make a move on someone in the gang (maybe even on Astarion, maybe the illusion even looks like Astarion!) but hasn't done it with a guy before, or maybe it's just his usual masturbation routine).

He's not great at it. Astarion watches from stealth for a while for funsies and then gives him critique on how he can do it to feel better + more comfortably.

End things however you like, I just want Gale to be embarrassed about the whole thing but into it despite being startled/flustered at the interruption. Have them be into each other, openly or secretly, as much/little as you want, or just passively amused/exasperated Astarion is fine with me.

Astarion/Any, eating out/period sex

Someone had to ask for it. I have a preference for M/M (obviously at least one partner would be transmasc in this case) but you can write whatever strikes your fancy~

Any amount of consent/enthusiasm or lack thereof on the receiving partner’s end is fine with me as long as Astarion is into it