Baldur's Kink Prompts

Gale/anyone - Stuck in the teleportation sigil

Oh no! It looks like Gale's gotten stuck halfway in a teleportation sigil again! Head and shoulders on one side and ass sticking out of the other! Gosh, I sure do hope no one takes advantage of this predicament!

• At least one person on either side +++ "Give me a hand, would you?" (Slaps ass)

Gale/anyone, netherorbussy glory hole

I could have sworn I saw someone mention this recently but I can't find it so here goes. The circle of Gale's tattoo opens right onto the Weave. You can cram magic objects (or appendages of choice) in there and it feels great for him (and for the appendage in question, as well).

Gale/Lae'zel, scent kink

Lae'zel when you romance her tells you the smell of your sweat after a hard day's fighting gets her going. Gale, when you tell him you haven't washed for days, tells you he enjoys 'your musk'. I'm sure you see where I am going with this. Aim those two armpit-sniffers at one another and pull the trigger.

Ketheric Thorm/Tav - Reincarnation

Ketheric is convinced in his path, convinced that he is on the way to fufilling his destiny.

Until the day Tav and co walk into Moonrise towers, and oh, would you look at that.

Tav turns out to be Ketheric’s beloved wife, reincarnated.

Up to you if Ketheric “claims” Tav right then and there

++++Bonus points if Tav is male or trans male

Wyll/Astarion, Gale/Astarion, or Karlach/Astarion; team up after rocky first start

I'd really love to see something where Astarion's first run-in after the Nautiloid crash goes poorly. He's having a rough time, falls in with either an evil-leaning Tav or an origin character of your choosing, they get off on entirely the wrong foot and he attempts the first bite anyway out of desperation. He gets a stake in the chest for his troubles but survives it and is on his own in the middle of a goblin-laden wilderness, injured and half starved.

Cue Wyll, Gale, or Karlach and any additional origin party members you want coming along to find themselves a half-starved vampire who is even more feral with distrust now.

Minsc/Tav

Minsc, he is a simple man, yes? He knows what he likes.

Therefore, the moment his mind clears, and control is given back to him instead of the tadpole, and his eyes see Tav for the first time, he’s smitten, utterly and wholly.

Up to you whether Tav likes him back or not!

Gale/Raphael (or Haarlep), non-con

The party picks a fight with Raphael but doesn't manage to defeat him. Shadowheart, Karlach and Astarion escape the House of Hope at the last moment, but Gale is unable to reach the portal and gets left behind. Raphael is reasonably furious but at least he now has the wizard to use as a bargaining chip. Gale's first thought is to use the orb, but... it doesn't seem to work in Raphael's domain. He's now completely at Raphael's mercy.

It's up to you whether the party decides to try to save Gale (what's left of him, anyway) or abandon him.

Yes please: psychological horror, non-con, torture, make it as dark as you wish Please no: dub-con, Gale secretly enjoying anything that’s happening

Bonus: anything about Hells’ politics (I know it’s kinkmeme but hey, these devils scheming against each other is just waaay too much fun)

Gale/Astarion - a slutty, slutty manbun

Purposefully or not, I'd like to see Gale driving Astarion absolutely rabid by putting his hair up to reveal his neck.

Maybe he does it one day while studying, maybe he does it to keep it out of his face while going down on his partner... Whatever the reason, Asterion has a big reaction to it.

• Teasingly calling Gale a slut ++ Gale catching on and using it to tease Asterion back +++ Absolutely ruining the updo

Gale/Sorceror F!Tav - Feeding the Orb (Possible Dubcon)

Inexplicably, a sorcerer Tav is able to sate Gale's need for magical items through various bodily fluids. Gale doesn't realize he's getting hooked on sex with Tav for reasons besides intimacy until its too late.

• More than one bodily fluid involved (spit, cum, blood, piss, etc) ++ Gale getting more and more desperate for Tav and becoming increasingly willing to act outside his normal morality because of it +++ For Gale justifying his actions to himself

Orin/romanced!Gale, noncon + Tav/Durge angst(+ comfort?)

Gale and Tav/Durge are in a relationship. Orin kidnaps Gale and tortures him while taunting him about his lover, and whatever else she thinks she can use to get under his skin. Meanwhile, Tav/Durge is worried out of their mind and furious at Orin, either at camp with no idea what to do or raising all nine of the hells on their way to save him. It’s not mandatory, but perhaps there can also be a scene where they comfort Gale after freeing him.

I have no preference for Tav or Durge, but I do see the much stronger angst potential with Durge. I also see angst potential in Gale comparing Orin to Tav/Durge's kindness and gentle treatment of him, or feeling guilty even though he knows Orin having sex with him is non-consensual. It might also be neat if she shapeshifted into Tav/Durge at various points to taunt him even further. Other than that, do whatever you want with the torture, just no perma-death, please.

Halsin/Ketheric Thorm, noncon revenge sex

Halsin is in the party when they first enter Moonrise Towers; Ketheric recognizes the druid from one hundred years ago. Still needing to find a way to remove his immortality, the party is forced to hand over their ‘slave’ to face his vengeance.

• anything that plays with the EA backstory where Halsin was the one who killed Isobel (or generally plays on a more personal history between the two)
• Halsin trying to save face while the party is there, but breaks when alone / kind of thinks he deserves it as punishment for his failures
• party members forced to watch/participate in either torture or noncon to keep up the ruse
• absolute mind control powers on haywire getting used to make Halsin submit / do it to himself

I don’t need to see a happy ending, but no permanent character death for Halsin or the party; other than that go wild.

Raphael/Mephistopheles, spanking, dub-con

I just need some filthy devil incest ok. Daddy mephis is tired of raphaels shit and takes matters into his own hands.

Bonus points for: Raphael forced to cum, either from spanking or hard finger-fucking Haarlep watching and laughing Lots of degradation

forgive me

Astarion/Tav- stuck in a hole/wall

Non-ascended Astarion finds Tav (female or Non binary) stuck in a compromising situation. In trying to help them free he helps him self first.

+risk of being caught by others ++ Tav is a tiefling

Astarion/Tav or Halsin/Tav, or Halsin/Tav/Astarion

Tav is wonderful, Halsin and Astarion agree on that, and they love Tav with all their heart.

The problem, however, is that Tav, is a middle aged human. Already half way through their lifespan, Tav does love their partner(s) back, but is helplessly aware that the relationship is only going to hurt Astarion/Halsin in the end, given Tav’s inevitably of death. Tav tries to break it off, and go off on their own, only for a very upset elf to hunt them down, and thus force them (perhaps sexily) to realize that Tav isn’t getting away that easily.

M!Lae'zel/M!Minthara: BDSM

The male versions of Lae'zel and Minthara explore some light BDSM and grow closer in the process.

F!Halsin/F!Gale: First Time with a Woman

Gale hasn't explored her bisexuality before. Halsin is happy to oblige.

Karlach/F!Wyll: Sparring

Wyll is a woman in this AU. Karlach and Wyll do some fun sparring that turns into hot, sweaty fucking.

Karlach x Wyll

Anything goes as long as they're having some steamy sex. Top Karlach is a huge plus (just need more Karlach x Wyll love in my life)

Gale/Anyone - fucking the netherorbussy

So I recently saw some art where the orb inscribed on Gale's chest opens into the raw weave.

What if someone tried sticking some stuff in there?

• Can be with anyone! I like Asterion, Lorroakan, or Durge best for this, but literally anyone would be wonderful (including F chars) +++ Just get real weird with it ++++ the knowledge that this is really stupid and might cause a nether explosion. The risks we take for orbussy 😔

Astarion/Tav/Jaheira - sexual instructions

There's a banter dialogue in act 3 that I can't stop thinking about that goes like this:

Jaheira: I am glad it is your non-vampiric charms our friend has fallen for, Astarion. It is, isn't it? Astarion: Of course! Is it so unbelievable that they would simply like me? Astarion: If you insist on prying, perhaps you'd care to join us and see how much we enjoy one another? Jaheira: Why? Do you require some instruction on how the deed is done? Astarion: I'm sure even I could learn some new tricks from an old veteran such as yourself.

I really wanna see Astarion & Tav getting it on, with Jaheira watching and instructing (with a glass of wine maybe? Haha) Like, all in good fun with Astarion and Tav being really into it, and Jaheira just finding it amusing (and being really into it too)

I prefer a male Tav, but I'm okay with whatever!

Raphael/Zevlor dub-con

Just what it says. Zevlor's desperate to make sure his tieflings are safe, and Raphael is feeling rather... hospitable, in a way.

-dont have a pref who tops or bottoms -can throw m!haarlep in the mix as well -a bit of humiliation before raphael actually helps, in front of the tieflings, would be nice

Gortash/Dark Urge, cock cures amnesia

Literally Gortash fucks the Dark Urge so good that it breaks the amnesia and bring his lost lover back to him. Dick so good it makes you remember everything you’ve lost

Astarion + others — Astarion finds new ways to experience sex by directing porn

Someone needs sex advice. Maybe Tav is a halfling or gnome, and their partner is of a larger stature, and they need help navigating the size difference. Maybe Karlach’s partner needs ideas on how to please her with minimal touching.

Or, perhaps, there’s a couple that wants to experiment with a certain kink, like bondage, but they don’t know where to start. Maybe someone wants to have a threesome, and they just need someone to give them inspiration on what to do to give everyone a little attention.

Astarion has encyclopedic knowledge of sex, and he is gracious enough to share his wisdom and experience with his friends, for the sake of their own sexual fulfillment. Maybe he’s not healed enough to personally have sex yet, but he doesn’t mind watching, or telling others what to do. In fact, he discovers he really, really likes it.

Does Astarion get off on the power? Or is it the intimacy of being able to watch and still participate in the act without being the one doing the touching? That’s up to you! Are the people having sex following Astarion’s directions but otherwise ignoring him? Or are they really into being watched and given commands? Again, that’s up to you!

Ships, kinks, when in the game’s story this takes place, etc. are as also up to the filler!

• Please no scenes of anyone, especially Astarion, being triggered! Everyone enjoyed themselves in this fic!

Rolan/cultists, noncon, torture

Rolan helps the tieflings get away in act 2, but he isn’t so lucky. When the cultists catch up to him, they drag him back to a place where no one can hear his screams, before giving him what they think he deserves.

Tav comes to save him, but not before the cultists successfully break him down, mentally and physically.

Bonus: +Rolan thinks his siblings are dead, or his siblings think he’s dead ++They mutilate him in some way to mark him as theirs. Maybe they take a finger, or an eye, or carve a tally of how many times they’ve fucked him into his skin +++Tav is romancing Rolan prior to this and has to mentally prepare themselves to see Rolan in that state

Gortash/F!Tav/Astarion - Breeding, DP, Spitroast

Cross-posted to the BG3 Kinktober!

After his coronation, Gortash invites Durge!Tav into his office to help remind her of their past and Astarion is unwilling to let her go alone. Tav is drawn to Gortash, her body instinctively reacting to his presence, and he reveals that it's because they had plans to repopulate the world with little Baahlspawn and Banites, before Orin stole her away. So basically, she's been traveling Faerun with a magically fertile womb waiting for him. You can fill in the blanks, but I'd love to see the fic devolve to Gortash fucking Tav while she's draped over his desk, with Astarion fucking her throat.

+Astarion is into the idea of Tav getting knocked up by Gortash. ++ Astarion gets sloppy seconds. +++ Horny & desperate Tav, please.

Optional: Astarion sees the power potential in being involved with both Gortash and Tav... maybe a little M/M as a treat.

Rolan/F!Tav - Impulsive hookup

Rolan and Tav can have such a snarky relationship in the first two Acts, I'd love to see them blow off some steam about it. Either at the tiefling/grove party or at Last Light (before or after rescuing Cal and Lia).

• Elf, tiefling, or human Tav (default name or a custom one, either is fine!)
• They have a generally combative relationship, preferably the push and pull of Tav's heroism grating against Rolan's self-sufficiency(/insecurity about not being enough)
• One or both of them are kind of tipsy - not enough to get into super dubcon territory, but enough that maybe they aren't making amazing decisions +++ They do some kind of impulsive, under/un-negotiated kink thing that neither of them will admit to the next day. Some kind of spanky stuff or watersports, unexpected anal, breathplay, some kind of magic shenanigans. (Though I would prefer it not be scat, emeto, or foot stuff, personally.) If you want to send Rolan to the shame hole, maybe he calls her by his sister's name and it's a whole thing. Or something else entirely! I would just like to see them make the kind of questionable decisions that leads to a "never tell anyone we did this" aftermath.

Gale/F!Drow!Tav/Shadowheart - Breeding kink & elven heats

Drow (who go into heats omegaverse style) Tav who is dating Shadowheart and Gale, goes into heat suddenly.

Gale is clueless about elven heats, Shadowheart is not and takes charge/doms Gale and guides him into fucking a heat drunk Tav.

Would love if Shadowheart rubs herself against Tav while Gale fucks her. Gale tries to pull out but Shadowheart stops him and tells him he has to cum inside Tav.

Bonus points: Multiple rounds/multiple creampies If this is in the middle of camp and all the other companions are watching Gale has a not-so-secret breeding kink

Gale/Shadowheart - Heats/breeding kink

All elves including half-elves go into heats (omegaverse style), Shadowheart not knowing about these heats due to canon typical Shar whorshiper memory loss would be fun!

Gale and Shadowheart have feelings for each other but if they're already in a relationship or not is your choice + would love if Shadowheart talking about how she wants to be knocked up and Gale is super into it, possibly more than Shadowheart

Asterion/Shadowheart - noncon + partial somno

Somehow or another Asterion and Shadowheart are trapped (in a cave, held captive, whatever) away from the group. Asterion keeps coming onto SH but she doesn't reciprocate, as she's sleeping Asterion starts to assault her. SH wakes up either before he's inside her or after, either way she's too weak to properly fight back

• pregnancy risk and multiple rounds is a plus • bonus points if Asterion has something that could temporarily paralyze SH once he gets tired of her trying to fight him off

Ketheric/Zevlor Sex Pollen

Exactly what it says. Bonus if there was some preexisting attraction before they got pollened. Bottom Zevlor preferred but not required