xkcd: Thinking Ahead
Did he just go crazy and jump out the window?
Comics
xkcd: Trapped
Socrates could've saved himself a lot of trouble if he'd just brought a flashlight, tranquilizer gun, and a bunch of rescue harnesses.
xkcd: Babies
I bet my future kids will read this someday. DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?
xkcd: 2009 Called
2017 called, but I couldn't understand what they were saying over all the screams.
Xkcd stories at Techdirt.
The boy that had to turn in early – Port Sherry